Michael Jackson's hair into Diamonds?

A diamond company in Chicago, Lifegem, has obtained bits of Michael Jackson's crispy hair from 1984 and is planning on turning it into carbon crystals which later can be polished into diamonds. Sound incredible? OR ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING?

This same company has reduced another famous person's hair into diamonds previously. That man being Beethoven. I feel like they have had a strange choice in people - what about someone living? What about Liz Taylor?

Click here for the article from NYdailynews.

Here's a quote from the website of LifeGem:

"Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever."

I would post a picture, but this entire thing just creeps me out. A LOT.

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Tell me you don't want to play this game. I dare you.

Job Inquiry

Dear Sir or Madam of companies with jobs posted online,

Please take down your job postings when you have stopped taking applications, narrowed down your search, or already hired somebody for the position [a month ago!] This way, I will not spend hours writing a new cover letter, downloading Adobe Acrobat to separate pages from a large .pdf file into a smaller one, re-writing that cover letter, devoting my hopes and time into a job that HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED.

But hey, what do I know? Because obviously, someone is being employed to post those jobs online, while silly me, spends hours each day just trying to find a job. An open one, preferably, not applying to jobs that have recently been filled.

I. am. so. frustrated. This has only happened to me 5x in the past 14 days, that I know of.

A Tribute to R. Kelly

R. Kelly feat. Nas: Did you ever think?: R&B at its glory, you can really tell that they are rolling in money because why else would Nas be dancing in nothing but pants and a heavy gold chain? That's right. That and the fish-eye lens spell RICH.



Puff Daddy feat. R. Kelly: Satisfy you. This video doesn't really show anything except the fact that Diddy used to put down really awesome songs.



R. Kelly's Fiesta: Fiesta. After the show, it's the after party, after the party, it's the hotel lobby. I'm not gonna lie, I've never gotten past the after party.