Showing posts with label georgia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label georgia. Show all posts

Thursday, September 3, 2009

My Local Wal-Mart: Cruel to Children

First and foremost, I want to tell you that this is DEFINITELY THE WAL-MART by my house. This is the Wal-mart that I've gone to in the middle of the night since high school and that I go to when I'm bored.

According to CNN via Dlisted, a man allegedly slapped a toddler at Wal-mart because she wouldn't stop crying.

I don't want to get this wrong, so I'm going to quote this man exactly: "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. How many times have I encountered a crying baby that I've really wanted to discipline myself? Put the hurt on and teach them a lesson! RAWR!

After this strict, disciplinarian warning, he allegedly grabbed the girl and slapped her 4 or 5 times in
the face. Following this awesome act of excessive violence, "See, I told you I would shut her up."

If you look on the bottom of this photo, this is my county of original residence! (I now live in DC!) I love that Mr. Stephens, a man of Gwinnett County, has acted on his primal desires in beating up on another person's kid. Baby knows not to act out anymore. (Correct use of baby.)

And speaking of Wal-mart, have you seen www.peopleofwalmart.com? Definitely awesomely bad.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Why, Georgia, Why (I love you)?

I will miss the following things about Georgia:

the ease of access to Chick-fil-a.obvi i took this image from the chickfila website, drool.

Yes, they have them in DC, but the chicken just doesn't taste like it has as much fat and awesomeness to it. I will miss that mean Italian man that has a Chick-fil-a on 78 who is obvi from New York and not happy that he wakes up at 6.30 to open his very successful store. How do I know it is successful? I'm there.
sweet baby yummy.

really awesome sales: horribly amazing cheap sales with lots of inventory on winter and fall clothing because it stays so hot in Atlanta for a long time and people in the south don't like wearing clothes that cover their bodies...

Quiktrip. I love their "cappuccino". which is in reality, like.. super sweet creamy fatty sugar beverage with a splash of coffee that might have come from a mix and sweet mix that is.

graduating from UGA and having people be jealous of your education because of UGA's sweet football team, sorry, DC only has Georgetown, GW, American, Catholic, UDC....

people who ask me if I can speak English. You, ol' Lutheran minister, you.

cheaper cost of living. including - cheap(Er) gas, not by much.

most all my friends from college and the greater Atlanta area.
Meghan, Megan, Heather, Heather, Lindsey, Whitney, Molly, Danny, Clancy, Alison, Alison, Lauren, and CaryBeth, Casey, Allie...... - SHOUT OUTz.

being not the fattest person in one place. damn DC and their love of fitness. (this will hopefully lead to the end of my food addiction.)

stores that are open 24 hours. Actually I don't know if I will miss Wal-mart or Kroger, but it's nice to know that they're open in case I get really bored and just want to browse and look at nice new shiny things.

being able to wear bright pastel colors in public without having a lot of people stare at you.

the Gwinnett County Public Library System -
I still owe you 10.60$ in overdue book fines which I will be paying off shortly but you have served me brilliantly.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

FLIP Burger Boutique, a Critique

This is an almost exact post that I posted on yelp.com but you never know where your post will end up on that thing, so I thought I would post it on my blog. I will add more, since you've taken the time to read this.

I had pretty high expectations for Flip, especially after reading all the reviews posted! So many 5 stars! After a conversation with a few friends raving about the place (they said to absolutely try the Nutella milkshake), I lured another one of my friends to go with me, skipping out on a closer Vortex.

The menu was posted online, which was convenient, and from the looks of it, divine. We showed up early at about 11:30 on a Monday and it was not busy at all. The location was not hard to find, although for a second, I was confused on whether or not, I was in carrepairs-ville. Beware, parking is limited.

THE FOOD: I ordered a chorizo burger, and my friend ordered the sirloin. I also ordered the fried pickles and the fries. I won't quote the whole menu, but the choices seem awesome. NOTE: the special is not ANY burger, fries, and a shake for 12, it's the FLIP burger - which, why would you drive all the way to Howell Mill for a run of the mill burger at a specialty gourmet burger store, I just wouldn't understand. Here's how they looked. Drool at your own will.

Warning: Images appear better than they taste. Obvi, you can tell these are food art, but please remember art does not dictate taste.


PRO: I loved the smokey mayo with the fries.
The sauce that went with the chorizo seemed to have a bit of sriracha, which is always a winner.
The portions were JUST right, not too big, not too small. (They were on the small side and STILL, I couldn't finish.) The milkshake was yummy.

In this photo, this milkshake was split in half and looks incredible. I credit this entirely to my food photography and not to its actual taste. Pictured, it looks like a 10, in reality, it was a 5.5. I've had better, waaaaaaaaay better.

CON: The milkshake was yums but it did not taste AT ALL like Nutella. I'm sorry, I eat Nutella with my bananas very often and I know what Nutella tastes like. Where was the hazelnut flavoring? There was no remote essence of Nutella in this milkshake, it wasn't even busy. This was a chocolate milkshake that cost 7 bux. Good but not great enough for the 7 i spent, especially because it did not deliver on the goods.
There was too much heavy spicing on the bread and butter pickles and the ranch was runny - and watered down tasting. I place a lot of judgment on a place based on its ranch, and this ranch was not something to call home about, or come back to.
The chorizo burger was too heavy, as in, it was oily, yet I wasn't sure if it was cooked all the way through, there were cheese SHAVINGs on my burger that amounted to nothing but extra calories and my poached egg was so runny, that it might have ruined my burger all together. Half an hour after lunch, I felt a bit sick to my stomach - not pleasant.
My fries were a little cold, but delicious. Unfortunately, they were not the best fries that I've had
My friend's sirloin burger was not good all the way through for a medium burger, but overall - MEH.

What I ate. I mean, it was a great presentation.

SERVICE: friendly, and amazingly all the waitstaff that I could see was incredibly good looking - I don't know if this helps anyone, but just putting it out there! There was hipster music playing in the background and most of the staff looked like they were out of the the Urban Outfitters, American Apparel crowd. CON: I did seem them drinking like Chick-fil-a cups before it got busy. I guess this shit it too rich for them, bitch.

Overall: For a $20 burger experience, I did not flip out for Flip. Good while I had it, but will not be returning.

PS. For people that don't live in ATL, this is Richard Blais's burger joint, he was on Top Chef.
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