TYRA-diculous

Tyra, is that your reading smile? Your Smart face?

That must be Tyra's Stepford smile.

Oh Tyra, it isn't enough for you to be satisfied with your own life. You have your own talk show, a Top Model enterprise that is devotedly solely to you, along with an E! True Hollywood Story. What more could a girl ask for? Apparently, what Tyra wants the most is to be Michelle Obama.

Here is your evidence. You would think that out of the 275 smiles that Tyra has in her arsenal of experience, she would know the difference between fem-bot, creepy Stepford wife, and Talented Mr. Ripley covetous. Where is the fierce, Tyra? What I see is girl from L.A. trying to get some class and it's noooooot working. The worst part is that Tyra has a fake Obama and fake daughters. Baby Tyras? God help us all.

I like this green dress.

All images courtesy of Harper's Bazaar. Ok, now read the actual article that was written on Tyra - she's TOO ridiculous.