Phoebe Jiang

Phoebe Jiang has gladly agreed to be my American postmate on the side of this mountain in Shaojie. A graduate of Colorado College in 2009, Phoebe has spent a year in the workforce before joining me in le China. With an impeccable taste in clothes, Phoebe has style (girl used to work at J.Crew. Amazing). When Phoebe walks past Chinese people, they stare. Apparently she closely resembles a Chinese movie star; I tell her it's because she smells. Phoebe has already been warned of my love of nude underwear and bed snuggling. I think she may have already gotten used to my dirty jokes. I love Phoebe more and more every day and I look forward to living with her these next two years!

If Phoebe and I had a child, he would look like this.