Romantic China

Drinking a bottle of red wine on a Saturday afternoon, riverside. Romantic. Normal, even, if you're in France.

Drinking a bottle of red wine imported from France on a Saturday afternoon, riverside, in America... at my age, hipster/awesome.

Drinking a bottle of red wine imported from France on a Saturday afternoon, riverside, under a bridge. Things are getting interesting.

Drinking a bottle of red wine imported from France on a Saturday afternoon, riverside, under a bridge, in rural China. Nice. "'Hood rat," in the words of Laura Z.

the view.

Drinking a second bottle of red wine that has "French characteristics", with France on the label after drinking a real bottle of red wine imported from France on a Saturday afternoon, riverside, under a bridge, in rural China. MISTAKE.