Ultimate Fail

A lot of you may not know this and may be shocked to hear this but... I do not own a single Apple product. No iPod, no Shuffle, no iPad. In fact, I was thinking about buying my first iPad or iPod touch this summer.... in looking into it, I was going to see if I could trade in my current mp3 player for a store credit before purchasing my new Apple product...

But as you can see by the title of this blog, perhaps NOT. Dear pickpockets of China, heed this post and don't steal my worthless 6 year old Creative Zen from me. Thanks. My headphones are worth more.