Jesus. It's 11.11 and there's 0 mg of caffeine in my body. The only thing that could make this better are coffee, Monica, and perhaps a Mission hot dog.
10 Things that I noticed in the past 24 hours:
1. When you're on the bus full of people on your morning commute, don't talk on the phone about how people from that specific area suck, and that people in the Marina are cooler.
2. Also don't mention that you have like.. 73 resolutions. That will definitely make everyone look at you.
3. If you have a nasal poindexter voice (and you use it loudly for over 20 mins on the bus on the phone), people will dream about punching you all the time.
4. My addiction to caffeine is severe and possibly fatal for someone that is not me.
5. I really need to get some contacts soon because I just sort of lost my last legit pair of glasses and the only ones I have are the super hip ones that are even beyond hipster; they are ridiculous.
6. Cough drops are delicious and make your throat feel good. Do not misplace these.
7. The realization that a vacation is no where in the horizon is heartbreaking. Does someone want to go to Hawaii or Las Vegas with me? I'm open to both of those things. ALL THE TIME.
8. People who puke on the street, suck.
9. Blogs with GIFs never fail to entertain me.
10. Thinking about ten things is too hard for me this morning!
10 Things that I noticed in the past 24 hours:
1. When you're on the bus full of people on your morning commute, don't talk on the phone about how people from that specific area suck, and that people in the Marina are cooler.
2. Also don't mention that you have like.. 73 resolutions. That will definitely make everyone look at you.
3. If you have a nasal poindexter voice (and you use it loudly for over 20 mins on the bus on the phone), people will dream about punching you all the time.
4. My addiction to caffeine is severe and possibly fatal for someone that is not me.
5. I really need to get some contacts soon because I just sort of lost my last legit pair of glasses and the only ones I have are the super hip ones that are even beyond hipster; they are ridiculous.
6. Cough drops are delicious and make your throat feel good. Do not misplace these.
7. The realization that a vacation is no where in the horizon is heartbreaking. Does someone want to go to Hawaii or Las Vegas with me? I'm open to both of those things. ALL THE TIME.
8. People who puke on the street, suck.
9. Blogs with GIFs never fail to entertain me.
10. Thinking about ten things is too hard for me this morning!
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