Is there a reason why I'm so obsessively attracted to luxe vacuum cleaners?

Witness, Exhibit A:


Then, Exhibit B:

I'm not the cleanest person by far but I'm driven by this unholy need to vacuum things. Seeing my own (black) hair on the floor disturbs me to distraction and nothing makes me feel better than a spotless floor. I just feel like I can breathe more freely, you know? It's sick. In my last year in college, I used to vacuum 3x a week. I would sit up at night and wish that my roommates wouldn't go to bed so early so that it would be okay for me to vacuum at 11.30pm at night.

Owning a Dyson is a dream of mine. Bagless and endless suction? *coo* I just can't sanction spending over 500$ on a vacuum. The Hoover platinum vacuums seen nice. At a much lower pricing point, I can get a wireless, rechargable ion-battery powered vacuum for no more than $150. This is obviously what I'm going to return my Nintendo DS for. My bagless wonder still has suction but it's connected to a power source that's just cramping my style. I obvi need to be rocking this hot new cordless vac. It's just suspicious to me how Dyson can be so much more expensive. This topic is obviously worth updating.