You have to love the Too Sexy Girl. Thanks to my time in the sorority and just enjoying the art of people watching, I’ve come to meet many a Too Sexy Girl. She’s the girl that isn’t bad looking but more than anything she wants to be sexy. She has to try really hard, and finally, when you see her, she’s Too Sexy.
That extra exposed shoulder, the dress with the V so deep that we also have photos of the tops of her bra cups, tube tops combined tragically with even shorter shorts and very tall heels? Too much, she just has too much showing.
The Too Sexy Girl is always posing with one finger on her lips, lips pursed, or hip cocked with body posed contrapposto. Frankly, it’s overkill.
The Too Sexy Girl isn’t without friends. Actually, she may have many a worshipper, usually of the mousy brown hair sidekick who is fine without the Too Sexy girl but just doesn’t know it. Sadly, it’s friends like these that keep the Too Sexy Girl revved and always ready for some self-perceived “crazy” exploits. In reality, her activities are exactly like the rest of American society.
You know you’re talking to someone who is Too Sexy, when she wants to leave a perfectly comfortable seat so she can take full body photos by herself. The Too Sexy Girl may be a fan of the self photo.
The final kicker of the Too Sexy Girl is that she isn't actually fun. Frankly, she may look a hot mess, but under that carefully smudged eye makeup resides a girl that is very critical of her image. Hot mess on the outside, hot mess on the inside. So, what, you may ask, is the next sexy step, Too Sexy Girl? She doesn't know!
Be careful with a Too Sexy Girl, clueless worshippers, you may find that your Too Sexy friend will leave you for any little ego boost that talks to her!
The Too Sexiest of them all.
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