Neither are socially acceptable.
But if you find someone else that likes either, you’ve found a friend. No one likes to admit it. If anything, McDonald’s or Britney is something you indulge in when in the company of others. You didn’t have a choice, really.
Furthermore, both are admittedly unhealthy and keep coming back.
One thing alone can illustrate why McDonald’s is bad.
A calorie count.
Big Mac. 540. McChicken. 360. Hamburger. 250. Medium French fries. 380. Sweet and Sour Sauce. 50. Sausage McMuffin. 450. Hot fudge Sundae. 330.
+ the sewage aftertaste that you cannot help immediately post consumption is overwhelming.
Why is Britney bad? Well… She married Kevin Federline. She’s
Oh, and she can’t sing.
Sure, each of these things have legitimate strikes against them. Yet… no one beats McDonald’s fries at their price point – I mean.. yes garlic fries, duck fat fries, cheese fries – all beat McDonald’s fries, but you’re paying $10 bux! And, no one makes catchier songs than Britney. NO ONE. (READ: I’m a slave for you)
After careful consideration and analysis, I believe the correct way to go about these two admittedly delicious vices is pursue each one in private or with the closest of bosom buddies.
For the record, if you need someone to accompany in experiencing either one, I’m in.
P.S. Have you been to a McCafe? Those places are swank!
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