Americans are Douchebags

I am sitting in the airport restaurant - these American guys from Pittsburgh are disgusting. They aren't smart enough to realize the time difference in Tokyo from China, so they miss their flight. Apparently they were smoking and didn't hear the announcements announcing their flights, nor did they hear that the people call their name.  The son of the first man freaks out and is cussing, calling Japanese money monopoly money.

"They don't accept American dollars," the son said incredulously, as though a developed nation such as Japan should have to accept money other than their own. 

"I just want to lay out on the tarmac in front of a plane and die." Incredible.

His father, bragged about the pretty girls in Shenzhen. ... if you get what i mean, about how his boss would send him there every so often - the only pretty girls I know are the ones that are hookers.

"I can't eat their food."

He lived in Shenzhen for three months - and can't eat meat with rice?

OMG. Americans suck.