Thursday, June 18, 2009

How to Spot Chinese Citizens at the ATL Airport

They are wearing two toned collared shirts, i.e. navy polo with shiny gold collar.

They are wear ill-fitting jeans with tennis shoes.

Their pants are just a little too short. Is there a flood?

They are carrying bags from Yale, a University which they made such to visit while they were in America. Despite the fact that it's in New Haven.

They have really large suitcases to check with tags on them that denote that the brand is, DOGI DIDO - waaaaaaat?

...and obvi if I'm standing behind 5 Chinese nationals in line, people in Atlanta would naturally assume that I am a part of their party. OBVIOUSLY.

Dear Atlanta, I will miss your lack of cultural sensitivity as I depart to China, where everyone has homogenous features but are incredibly passionate racists. At least they don't pretend they are culturally aware.

Peace. Please look out for my blog posts. I will be sending them via email due to the fact that China has blogspots blocked. I laugh in the face of censorship. Since I'll be laughing while typing, if there is a drop in quality of posts, I apologize beforehand.

2 comments:

  1. yay have fun in China! SO weird you cant blog...but good job finding a loophole. Stick it to the man. Love ya!

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  2. don't let the commies tell you what to do. i look forward to your china posts!

    btw, sorry 'bout not replying back to your vm about cases for your netbook. i hope you found one.

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