John Kuo

John Kuo loves America. John graduated in '09 from WUStl and owns the most feminine accessories that I've ever seen a man proudly flaunt (mint green flowery Gaiam water bottle, purple and silver powdery umbrella/sunbrella, hot pink futon). There may be no relation between the two things that I just stated, but I can't say, I've only known him for less than 2 months. John Kuo's signature face is his stank face. A native of Chicago, John Kuo enjoys stress eating and making kids cry.