Saturday, May 30, 2009

Danny Gokey: Putting the GO in Gokey, Putting the D in Douchebag


Watch Idolatry first.

My comments: Wow, Danny Gokey is a poor speaker.

After listening to 30 mins of Danny Gokey speak, I realized that he speaks almost entirely trashy cliches.

"I had to change something up..." "I was.. I was.. heated." "I wanna just like, storm off the stage - ferget this crap!"..."We gettin' down wit da music." "What do you got to say?" " I ain't gonna lie..."

My translations: "I had to change something."..."I was consumed by my frustration." "It made me want to give up what I was doing and storm off stage" "We enjoy the music." "What do you have to say?" "I'm not gonna lie..."

Michael Slezak obviously had to restrain Kristen Baldwin from stabbing Danny Gokey in the heart, or so I assume.

Danny Gokey and I could never be friends because other than the fact that he can sing, there's nothing. From this point on, I promise to never mention him again.

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