Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day: Justin Timberlake on SNL

Again, he has proved that he's funny and clever.



Correction: JUST as good as Dick in a Box, sick and hilarious. "It would be my honor to be your new step-father."

FYI: The mothers are Patricia Clarkson and Susan Sarandon!

these are the exact lyrics:

i typed them because i listened it to it 100x

oh damn
what is it dog
i forgot it's mothers day
didn't get a gift for her, other plans got in the way
she'll be so disappointed, damn i forgot it too
this could have been avoided
what the hell are we gonna do?
my mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left, cold
no one to hold her tight, life has put her through the test
i know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, word, my dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away, HOLD UP,
you thinkin' what i'm thinkin,, i'm thinkin' i think it too. SLO' UP, what time is it dog, it's time for a switcheroo
we both love our moms, women with real women needs
i say we break em off, show em what we really mean.
cause i'm a motherlover, you're a motherlover,
we should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each others moms.
i'll push in that way where you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
fuck each other mom's
cause every mother's day needs a mother's night, if doin' it is wrong, id on't want to be right.
i'm calling on you because i can't do it myself.
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover.
i'll be laying on the bed waiting for you mom clutching on these lube and roses
i've got my digital camera, i'ma make your momma do a million poses,
they will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
cant wait to pork your mom, i'ma be the syrup, she can be the waffle.
sho' nuff,
my momma loves bubble bath with camomile
straight up,
give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doggie style
this is a perfect plan for a perfect mothers day
they'll have to rename this one, all-up-under-the-cover's day
cuz i'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover,
we should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each others moms
i'll push in that way where you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
fuck each other mom's
break it down
it would be my honor to be your new step father
it would be my honor to be your new stepfather
and while you're in my mother, make me another brother
and while i'm in your mother, i'll never use a rubber.
cause every mother's day needs a mother's night, if doin' it is wrong, i don't want to be right.
i'm calling on you because i can't do it myself.
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover.
they blessed us both with the gift of life,
she brought you in this world so i'ma sex her right
this is the second best idea that we ever had
the choice can be no other, be my mother lover
happy mother's day.

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