If you love Chinese for the chicks... go here.

Taipei, Taiwan... or as E! calls is, Pleasure Island. The sad thing is, I, too, have been known to call Taiwan pleasure island, but I believe for different reasons. The following 2 min and 55 secs will either disgust you or make you hungry for so much more. Get ready for some laughs.

Some notables:

This video is called Asian Invasion.

This video is a tour of Taipei's Hooters.

"We have special shows everyday…. Our shows you cannot see in the US."

These girls are Hooters girls with NO tits or ass. They are sticks with fair to poor English. They can hula hoop with up to 30 - some around their neck or their knees. They are wearing sheer sparkly hosiery - like figure skaters.

According to this video, being able to limbo is a sign of prowess and earns you a pitcher of beer.

All the men in this video make me break out into hives.

The Asian Ass is not something to accentuate. Jesus. This is not one of the reasons creepers like AZN babes.

I have never been here, but now I want to. Especially since I look nothing like any of the women in this video.

A pon-pom dance... REALLY?

This is a clip from Wild On... and even Brooke Burke couldn't show up because it was so horrifying.

Enjoy!

P.S. If you knew there was a Hooters in Taipei before you saw this, consider yourself a creeper of first water.

Friends in Taiwan, please stay clear of men like this. This man in particular. Thank you.