The 8 PM rule

Due to my hate of night peeing, AKA, switching on my light, opening my creaky barn padlocked barn door, walking out into the fog, down the stairs, reaching for the pulley light, slipping on the moss cement floor, walking past the weeds, past the (SMELLY) pig pen and the chicken coop, opening the door that sticks, and peeing into a slot that may or may not have huge active scary maggots emerging......... I NO LONGER DRINK WATER AFTER 8 pm. 

Imagine this path, but at night.