Tom Hoffecker

Tom Hoffecker smells soo good. A graduate of the University of Virginia in 2009, Tom is a true gentleman who isn't sorry for having fun. It's hard to explain why I love Tom Hoffecker. Maybe it's his love for Diet Coke? It could be the fact that his Southern accent makes me shiver in horror, disgust and delight all at the same time. Tom has the same birthday as Britney Spears, who, if you've read Schott's Almanac 2007, is mesmerized by tigers. Rawr. Tom can also rock a mean mustache and tells only the classiest of jokes. Tom may look familiar to you because he has been featured in other places on this blog. We hang out sometimes. 

As for the picture... hungry?