J. Crew wants to know what I'm wearing in 2010

Mostly, if I'm at home, it's going to consist of pajamas, tights, and all the basic t-shirts that I bought because I thought I needed the "basics".

Whatever that I decide to where, I'm positive that it's not this:

What was J.Crew thinking? Tuxedo on the top, pasty high-waisted flapper on the bottom? I'm not sure if being a Wedding Singer a la Adam Sandler is really what I should be hoping to buy in the new year.